Drill bby drill! I want to uncontrollably cough as I exit my hovel. The coughing is from all the smog, my hovel is in Antarctica because it’s the only livable place after the planet gets so hot that everywhere else is a death sentence!

Oh man, here it comes! Just what we need! Ai coding and running the micro trades on Wall Street! Choo choo baby! Collapse just keeps speeding up!

Next headline: tRump administration blocks California from issuing any more regulations, mandates microbes in drinks. tRump quoted: ‘make drinks great again! We’re bringing back the plastic straw! Paper straws, so dumb, many experts call plastic the best! Now we’re making them better with beads!’