But at this point why even bother meeting the quotas? Can’t they just lie and tell everyone they deported 3 billion immigrants so that the racist rednecks will all cheer and smile?

“A pipe and a crépe?”

Oh honey that was just the disclosed amount donated. Under the table I’m sure he copped another 10 million to his offshore accounts. You know, a drop in the bucket of Exxon mobil’s quarterly profits.

And I guess they refuse to build the homes on elevated stilts because capitalism right?

How ironic it would be for ICE agents to start the blaze …