Look, folks, I’ve been hearing a lot, a lot, about this thing called Linux. Ever heard of it? Sounds European, doesn’t it? Probably invented in Brussels, or Sweden, maybe Russia, I don’t know. Total disaster. I call it Socialist Windows, because that’s what it is! It’s chaotic, no one’s in charge. Total mess. Bernie Sanders running an IT department, terrible.
Meanwhile, Windows, great American company, by the way, very successful, very strong.
2026 is the year of Linux. Trump bans use of Linux because it came from Europe and has no idea what it is