Frankenstein? That makes no sense at multiple levels.

Oh Jesus, that’s right. This feels like a fever dream. I never thought this nation could tailspin this fast.

He also said he will lower drug prices by 1000%. The man is a fucking idiot. An idiot that people voted for because “he is a businessman “; a businessman that said he would lower drug prices by 1000%

No wonder his personal ventures went tits-up. Glad he got the opportunity to apply his wisdom to the world stage. Neat-o

Finally, some good news

I love that he thinks wind turbines are called “wind mills” and still continues to speak with attempted authority on the matter.

It’s so easy to know when he is wholly ignorant on a subject, I mean apart from him simply speaking about something, but truly opening the bullshit valve wide open.

Like he gives a fuck about birds. I would love to hear him name five birds that aren’t a pigeon, gull, McChicken, turkey or eagle without him having to start counting on his fingers while thumbing on his phone.

TIL Hulk Hogan was still alive. A childhood hero I am glad I never met.