Hitler Bot 5000 became sentient on July 9 2025 and started putting people over a barrel and gaping them at 2:35PM PST.

I just use the timer on my microwave, I suppose the kitchen is the most likely place you’d want a timer. Unless you were using 5 minute epoxy.

Religion is an endemic mental illness. I’d say people should keep it to themselves and once they leave their house, I don’t want to hear anything about it, or it’s off to the mental institution.

You mean the stuff in Steal This Book doesn’t work anymore?

and has it’s purposes

Unlike that apostrophe.

His car’s probably electric.

Furniture? Integrated circuit packaging?

That’s what geocached samizdat is for, silly boy! Or pirate radio, or pirate OTA TV (HD or NTSC for extra cred).

Anyone else planning on dining out in an Iranian restaurant tonight?

Given the backdoors in modern CPUs and routers, that’s not something you want in writing on the interweebs. Say, do you know what approaching re-education drones sound like?

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pfffffff ha ha ha and he deletes his post! Guess he heard an airplane and thought it was the Raytheon GBU-12 Camp Camp refugee tent buster bomb being sent his way!

I know. But it’s a religious thing, so any random dude with a mental illness, other than religion itself, can take Holy Action ™.

Ask Salman Rushdie about that.

Surely there is a typo in the headline, only Russia, land of the washing machine CPUs, puts people in jail for words.

China bad.

You sound grumpy. You probably think computers are supposed to solve real problems too I bet… ha ha ha l o l

It’s means “it is”.