You say that like that wasn’t always what it was supposed to do.

Exactly. Hence why he used a text-to-speech program to talk. He had a degenerative condition called ALS that took most of his motor functions. It would be very difficult for someone in that state to do something like that.

No to was? Do you even English?

No what?

Obviously I wasn’t including myself in that statement.

So, a threesome then?

(Jokes aside, nobody in this thread is even talking about Microsoft. It’s all directed at Nintendo. What the hell is up with that?)

Microsoft: Fuck you, you piece of shit. I’m firing every one of you motherfuckers so I can buy another 30 Ferrari’s.

Nintendo: We are not going to do that.

Lemmy: Fuck you, Nintendo!

You guys need to learn to take W’s where you can get them. It’s exhausting not being able to enjoy good news because you’re always angry about something.

I just can’t wrap my head around the idea of a predator in a wheelchair, mechanically speaking. Does your penis even work if your whole lower body is paralyzed? Maybe it’s better if I don’t think about it too much.

I’m not sure professor Hawking could molest anyone even if he wanted to, what with him not being able to use his legs and all.

^ Boy, that’s certainly a rare sentence I just typed.