Kraiden

Which they’re trying their absolute hardest to kill with their anti consumer BS re: Switch 2…

Factor in the current payment processor’s crusade against PC games, and… well, things are looking pretty bleak all round in the gaming space

My spoon USB-C port is too big

eta: JFC, who wrote this?

Here is a modern smartwatch with USB C

Picture of a fucking brick with straps

Seriously, none of those “examples” are anything I would consider wearing, and I have clubs for hands

Don’t forget he also thinks you can change the path of a hurricane with a sharpie