Yeah but Jesus definitely preached love thy neighbor, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and also, ew gay people not in my back yard.

I’m pretty confident on two of those anyway

“It has come to our attention that we haven’t fascismed hard enough, nor in sufficient detail”

Did you read the definition of treason? I don’t see where they intersect

So… not treason?

Whatever the legal definition, this guy should go straight to Yale

I mean, the article is from today

Stop oppressing media babysitters!!1!

$67 USD

This is an easy one, say they will change the name to the Washington Commanders-in-Chief and say it was inspired by Trump’s leadership.

Get stadium

Don’t actually change name

My favorite event is the prolapse hammer throw

Even then it’s only real while you’re continuing to pay for the privilege to play

Lemon-Lime, Cherry, or Blue raspberry, wherever your favorite flavor it’s going to cost a chunk more grandma, so hurry up and die already

Inhumane and inhuman

If anything it might spark fundraising