People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

– Banksy

Star wars should be in the public domain by now

Shit, I had such high hopes.

There needs to be a $20 deposit on them that you get back when you turn in the empty vape.

Or, hot take, make vapes you can refill.

Yet another huge win for those who choose to never leave their basements.

I miss my basement.

The most perfected way to live our lives. That’s why aliens visit us you know… to study our highly advanced economic system. There is no rival in the universe. Perfection. /$

The money is gonna be monopoly bills soon at this rate.

As you wish, tax dollars will be used to bail them out.

what is my function

“You raise prices.”

Study more history, we’ve always been sick.

Drink alone in a basement

I will pay zero because I dont want to fly anywhere.

Where is whats their name? Corey? Rorey? Roary? Fuck i cant remember the username. The person who has the world’s hugest boner over hating third parties.

Someone messege them and get em in here ASAP. I wanna see some fireworks baby!