“I will tell you I was in one of the areas where I actually laid down on a bed. The bed was probably more comfortable than my bed at home,” said Republican State Sen. Blaise Ingoglia. “I’m not kidding.”

Our overlords are literally doing the ‘let them eat cake’ thing at this point.

Whenever people don’t answer me at work now, I’m just going to rename someone who does answer and use them instead.

Minus the giveth part.