Lack of progress is also an enemy of progress.

How is this news? Magic isn’t real and they still think the gays are icky, let’s not imagine meaningful progress where none exists.

core

Corps.

Untrained, inexperienced and under-equipped people can be more of a liability than asset in some of these situations. No need to create a new logistical nightmare on top of the existing disaster. It’s good that people want to help, it’s better when their efforts are actually helpful.

You can tell they really paid attention in history class but got the wrong message out of it.

Next year’s move is to mount the illegal fireworks to your own drone and hunt theirs out of the sky.

I stubbed my toe earlier. Damn fascists.

It’s a feature, not a bug. Cut back on effective preparation and response programs so the TV preacher can sell overpriced food buckets to any remaining faithful they haven’t already bled dry.