Well, it ain’t gonna do itself.

Fucking Vandal Hearts goddamn.

Goddamn. It’s about time.

Linux users are entitled children? Perish the thought.

Steam doesn’t have to, you fuckwits. Collectively shouting your beliefs across the world and forcing others to bend to your religion isn’t worth a response. Go fuck yourselves.

On steam, yes, but I’m not sure about other platforms. However, if it has any online components or anything hosted on servers elsewhere, it will lose some or all functionality, and even if you install it, it may not run at that point.

If they are dealing in US currency then the wording on the bill says it all. Legal tender for a debts public and private. When they print currency they don’t say, “and this one can’t be used for porn.”

Priests aren’t beholden to government regulations at all, unlike lawyers, and even lawyers must be paid for their service. Meanwhile a pervert can walk into a church and “absolve” themselves for free. The balance isn’t there.

Motherfucker it’s on the doormat.

I guess they are running low on food, again. Gotta threaten war so the world can give them their annual stipend.

Wish I could just leave work in the middle of the dinner rush…

Get him and John Stewart back together. Throw in some John Oliver, too.

At this point, I’d rather have Zaphod.

I miss Trillian.

800?

Eight. Fucking. Hundred?

Ban me. I don’t give a fuck. If someone abused anywhere near 800 children then they just need to die. We are infinitely better off without.

El Snitcho

Lmao. Ubi shuts down The Crew, but EA is like, “idk, give anthem another 6 months.”

Obviously a clerical error. The decimal place is off. It’s supposed to be 0.00

Really it should operate the same way that voting in France does. If I move to France and live there for 10 years, do I get to vote in elections? Do New Caledonians? I honestly don’t know 100%, but it looks like you have to live in France for 5 years and then apply for citizenship in order to vote (or be born in France, or marry someone who is a citizen, etc.) So, it seems like they should apply the same rules to New Caledonia. If New Caledonia doesn’t want you as a citizen, then you don’t get to vote. Living in another country for 10 years and suddenly being granted the opportunity to change national politics seems like an easy way for an Oligarchy to get started. A bunch of rich people buy apartments on the island, and boom, 10 years later they control the politics of the island. Again, I don’t truly know the ins and outs of the system, and I could be completely wrong, so if there is something I’m missing, please, let me know.

Edit: or just downvote without explanation. You know, whatever works.