Y’know, I even looked at it when I wrote it and thought “this doesn’t look right”, but posted it anyway. I’ll leave it to remind myself how stupid I am.

Oops, I sure did!

Will Smith has been having a Kanye-esq descent into madness for several years now, so this comes as no surprise.

Edited to fix spelling error.

Yup, it sucks. You can’t trust it to work and you never know how much you need, or if it will work at all.

I feel your pain!

Oh yes, I’m well versed in lactase tablets. I always have these on hand, both Lactaid and Lactojoy (the hard stuff from Germany with 14,500 FCCs of lactase). The issue is that if you keep eating the food with lactose, you have to keep taking the lactase tablets, because you’re body doesn’t produce it (or very little) on its own.

I accidentally ate something with lactose (Chinese food, of all things) last month and had to take 8 Lactaid pills and 2 Lactojoys just to keep myself off the toilet for the rest of the day. There’s no way to tell how much lactose I consumed, how much lactase I need to counteract it, etc. It’s just not a game I’m willing to play, especially out in public. It’s like poisoning myself intentionally and then gambling with how much antidote to take before the pain sets in. Dairy just isn’t worth it.

I’m lactose intolerant to the point that a single sip of milk will wreck the rest of my day within 30 minutes of consumption, so if I ever eat out, I always ask if there’s dairy in EVERYTHING, even stuff you wouldn’t normally think has any dairy at all. Unless you prepare the food yourself, you just never know. My lactose intolerance isn’t life threatening, but I can’t imagine how difficult it is for people with allergies that can legit go into shock and die from them. Eating out must be a nightmare, or just something they’re forced to avoid totally.

This makes me sad.

STEWART/COLBERT 2028

As a woman, you couldn’t PAY ME to have a baby, you NEVER could. You know that shit in A Handmaid’s Tale where they send the women who are too old to have kids out to work the fields until they die? Sign me up, because I’d rather be dead than bring a child into this world that has gotten only more and more fucked up as I’ve been alive. I always say, I love *my *children so much that I refuse to give them life on Earth.