Introducing the new Amazon Ring Defender–the only doorbell with a live video feed and live ammunition! Don’t like what you see happening on your doorstep? Now you don’t have to be home to defend your castle!

Why would you think it’s only foreign agents who would use ICE as cover to disappear politicians they don’t like?

Yeah, I definitely read that as an effort to preempt the folks who were going to yell about how clearly this means the Flipper Zero should be illegal. Hacking has been so poorly represented in TV and films that there are a distressing number of people who don’t realize the term can even have a positive connotation.

That was the joke. The link I was replying to was talking about how Trump always says everything will be happening “in two weeks.”

He keeps hearing that fortnights are all the rage with the kids these days.