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Who the fuck can afford to travel? 😶

Oh, wait. Is this more thinly-veiled anti-immigrant astroturfing posed as “journalism”? FFS. 🤦🏼‍♂️

(ie. If neither you, nor anyone you know, can afford to “travel”, then who is left for this to imply? Simple. Outsiders, non-locals, etc. Ergo, in this current “news” cycle: immigrants.)

Reminds me of that stand-up bit about drowning in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

As if the insurance companies ever pay out anyhow. 🖕🏼

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“Care”, hmm?

I’m sure that would be the kindest of outcomes, yes.

Hey, it’s your adventure, man. Pave it in gold all you like. 🫠

Ah, I see you’re interested in our local laws regarding foreign land ownership. Cue more fine print engineered to fuck you into the mud. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ergo, you’re expecting said scam to not alter the deal further. 🙈

You’re glancing at the glossy brochure and assuming the fine print won’t fuck you into the mud.

You’re perfect! Sign right here!

Thanks, pedo king.

/Leopards_Ate_My_Face has entered the chat

100% on-brand for this war machine, only this time the “patriotic” teens are dying on American soil. 🫣🤮

Yeah, I’m not even sure if successive, rapidfire GOP head-esplodey on live-TV a la The Boys would do the trick. Ya know, if superpowers were a thing.🤷🏼‍♂️

This country’s so far gone, the wisest plan’d seem to be decisive, silent distancing —but the fallout’s inherently global, so 🫠☠️🫣

Is it Trump?! 😱🤩🫡 C’mon c’mon c’mon!

Fuck, I hope it’s—

_goddammit.

If by “Mexico”, he means “Florida”, that seems likely enough.

Ferreal. Ain’t no one sweatin’ a < $5 oopsie check, especially not these chucklefucks.