

This all assumed I have more spare time than I do. I am in the EU. This problematic phone should not be a problem that I have to invest time into resolving when it did not work from the very first use. This should be the simplest of support cases; return the phone for replacement or reimbursement.
The problem has not been resolved and the phone sits unused in its packaging in my desk drawer.
I have instead learnt to repair my current phone (which was itself a very rewarding and remarkably simple process, which is my new plan for reducing my electronic waste) and am still awaiting a response from fairphone after multiple follow up emails informing them of my disappointment and not one reply from a human.
If I had had any response at all, I wouldn’t be saying anything at all here. The reality is that I have had no response - not an unsatisfactory suggestion, not a tech support suggestion, not a “this is your fault”, not one single word has reached me from them. I’m not telling you what the fault is, because it’s irrelevant… 3 months waiting for any response at all (after several more follow up emails from me requesting a response) is diabolically bad customer support.
Regarding your CSI style breakdown of my inner reasonings, like whatever makes you happy.
Regarding copying and pasting my response, yeah I did that because I was quoting someone who turns out to be have been wrong 🤷♂️