It’s not my birthday, but I’ll accept this gift.

Some people bike to get somewhere, not for exercise.

Anyone going to warn them?

Why.

Okay grandpa, let’s get you to bed.

No. Now whip that bad boy out and show it to us.

There’s no way we could have known he’d use tariffs to extract bribes.

Oh, okay.

Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Dude is cooked.

Okay, here you go: 👑🌮 Feel better?

Writing code is the easiest part of my job. Why are you taking that away?

It’s about getting rid of democrats, starting with the most vulnerable.

They’re done with elections.

If a crown emoji on a taco emoji overwhelms you, you may be too sensitive to be online.

Is this a tariff?

TIL I’m Finnish.

I finally got pre-check a week ago.

You’re welcome.