The real money is the dead Nazi you make along the way.

Their politics are just as evil, but they’re not capable of being cult leaders. That alone is an improvement.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent president?

I guess Partners in Time would be when the time travel was discovered! Conveniently explains child Pauline as well, I suppose. Well, the “how,” but not the “why.”

Nintendo isn’t consistent in their own games, so it doesn’t matter either way. Mario and Luigi race with baby versions of themselves!

Kinda figured it would be removed. Which is kind of funny since it’s mentioned right there in the article.

Yup! Notice the text in top left of the DKC manual:

Makes the DKC opening shot make more sense, doesn’t it?

It’s clearly not a genocide. I know this because the media has told me to reject the evidence of my eyes and ears. It seemed pretty final and essential.

Oh, also true.

Removed by mod

There’s an awful lot of space between authoritarianism and anarchism.

Many make-believe things do need to make sense to actually be enjoyable. Not Donkey Kong games, though.

They should have specified “without physical human help.”

I’ll giver her credit for being consistent. Dumb as fuck, though.

Idolizing authoritarian governments isn’t “left” no matter how much they might think it is.

True, though it was an American in this particular instance.

Liberia’s Foreign Minister Sara Beysolow Nyanti told CNN that “there was no offense” from the Liberian president’s perspective and that “many people do not understand the linguistic borders or linguistic demography of the African continent.”

Undiplomatic translation: “We’re used to Americans being ignorant as fuck.”

It’s never made sense.

Why is Mario still young when Cranky Kong, the original Donkey Kong, is old?