What happened to their war on pedophiles? Why don’t they do that instead? Oh, cuz they’d be arresting themselves.

Ah got it

Does it matter he’s a gay grandpa?

Natural selection still exists and nothing stopping stupid people from creating life. In fact it’s encouraged.

Yeah what if the bottle broke at the bottom and some poor animal got stuck in it?

Give them community service.

Just a joke

Jail them for pollution.

He was like, damn it’s hot here and there are way too many people. Lemme make a statement real quick.

Trump’s gonna be like, “say no more.”

Ever seen Idocracy? Some people are still having babies.

Removed by mod

Remember the Alvarado

I’m in. We need a pilot. Maybe Nathan Fielder.

Maybe they can leverage age verification systems for porn to do the reverse for Pokemon so only kids can buy haha. Either kids gonna start scalping or adults gonna use kids.

Awesome! I guess I should look into buying a private jet now!

That’s good. It’s a free for all at the Targets near me

What if they just printed a ton more but didn’t change the pull rates?

Another idea from Magic is you can buy all of the rare singles directly from them.

Psychopaths

Any of the drone sims have military mission levels?

You can play the game just fine without the very rare cards. Pokemon has about 3 versions of all of the very rare cards in a set and the lowest rarity is generally easy to get. The illustration rates are the money makers.