President Donald Trump says he has ordered the justice department to produce additional documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
“Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval,” he said.
It’s unclear if Trump is authorising the public release of these documents. Such action would typically require court approval.
Yeah Bondi, slap together some more doctored BS to tell whatever story you need to tell. Maybe more “raw unedited footage” pasted together and missing 3 minutes.
Y’all are getting too hung up on the word “produce” when the real issue is that a grand jury transcript is a miniscule subset of the documents people actually want to see.
We want the full video of the cell. Fucking deep state fucker.
“Also, I don’t draw pictures,” Trump said on social media in response to the story.
Of course he doesn’t draw pictures. Artistic creation would require one to have a soul or some sense of joy.
He does draw, he has several doodles with his stupid signature. None have any soul.
it would be heavily redacted of trump, or any of the donors.
“Shredding them now, Sir!”
Knowing how incompetent they are, I won’t be surprised if they release a spreadsheet with a second tab they don’t notice labelled “Donald’s rape list”
This is like trying to get his tax returns… 😒
Yeah, they can start with the actual unedited video.
Wait, didn’t they say there are NO files? What files are they gonna release? The inconsistencies here will blow some people’s minds.
They converted it into a pdf.
Ah yes… The pdfiles
I need that nothing to PDF converter! oh, it’s just grok? nevermind…
There is no Excel spreadsheet named Epsteins_Client_List.xslx
Ergo, no files.
duh, because it’s
.xlsxThese seem like the kind of people who use spaces, not underscores, in their file names.
also i bet they don’t use spreadsheets… more like pdf files 🥁
And it’s still .xls
Sounds like the Dumbass-in-Chief wants that twat to throw together a list of names and claim it’s the Epstein list. Bet all the names will be Democrats.
that twat
I once used the word “twat” around my then-girlfriend. She said “you’re pronouncing that wrong.” WTF? “It’s pronounced twah.” Turns out she thought I and everybody else who used that word were trying to say the French word toit. No idea why she thought people were trying to use “roof” as an insult.
Shut up ya roof
🐕the fuck you just say?
It’s pronounced ruff.
I hear lots of Americans online trying to use it and pronouncing it wrong (twot). It’s twat, tw-at. Maybe they think we all say it like that?
How do you pronounce swamp?
They pronounce it “PAR-luh-ment”.
OMG! I just realized Brits and Americans pronounce some words differently! Try saying “tuna” properly.
Made this joke at work. It’ll be
- Colin Kaepernick
- Obama’s wife(not even Michelle it’ll just say Obama’s wife)
- Greta Thunberg
That made me laugh out loud. It will probably say Obama Wife
If democratic personnel are thrown under the bus, they’ll drag everyone else down with them.
If there was anything worth seeing surely Ghislane would’ve used it to get out of jail
Grok or openai?
The key word is pertinent:
Pertinent
n. Anything that doesn’t portray Trump in a bad light while simultaneously harming his perceived foes, as determined by Donald J. Trump and/or Pam Bondi at the formers discretion.
Plus, the Grand Jury testimony is only a small fraction of the ‘files’
*a.
“Produce”, as in “fabricate” or “forge”
I don’t think there is a more direct way of saying “you want epstein files? Fine I will produce some fake files and release them. You will eat those files like eating shit all the while knowing they are fake, because that is what you are. You are my little shit eaters.”
List aside, did I miss why we aren’t still talking about the 3 missing minutes and Adobe edited surveillance footage of the prison?
That was like a year ago on a political timescale. Old news.
Because “flood the zone” is an incredibly effective tactic against Americans who can’t stay focused on something longer than one day. Each time something horrific comes out in the news they can just tell people to look at Trump’s ankles instead. Oh and then we get a very professional doctor’s opinion that Trump is the greatest, healthiest president we’ve ever had with the physique of a college athlete.
its not even an original idea from bannon, it comes from russia, firehose of falsehood, flood the news with so much chaos that people cant concentrate on one thing.
Always has been Russia
