JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
Couches everywhere should shudder in horror.
Expect the Supreme Court to overturn Couches v. Vance.
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
They’re going to need to wrap up the furniture in the oval office like it’s moving day.
He already isnt allowed within 500 feet of Ikea…
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
Q is kill
no
Deep cut
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
he’s finally gonna kill him
He’s going to kill Trump just like how he killed the pope
Maybe Vance isnt all bad
No one ever asks if he took care of the couches needs first.
You take that back
“god forbid” more like “hope he hurries up”. And also “why not make it a combo meal”
“If God forbid” *fingers crossed* “a terrible tragedy happens” …
“If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic,” exclaims Vance, “that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
Translation: JD has selected a window
EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof
Air Force one stairs
moar liek air farce one amirite.
No one will listen to that weird creep if trump dies. Things would be way more chaotic under vance.
The only tragedies would be that Trump would have escaped prison and Vance would be President.
i want the cunts to die, but I want to see Drumpf in prison more. So… Hmm. What do?
Lol they gonna kill taco
Pretty sure Vance isn’t planning to kill him until after January 20, 2027.
It is very normal to talk about this.
He was specifically asked about the President’s health in an interview, and gave a bog standard answer any Veep would say.
People are reading too much into this. Trump’s health certainly isn’t good, but he’s not likely to pop off this week.
It’ll be nice if I’m wrong.
A competent politician would redirect into confirming the health and longevity of the president, and not talk about the scenario of his death at all.
“That’s what the constitution would ask of me, so yes, obviously. I don’t understand why you’d even ask me this.”
I gotta wonder why he said that, especially in light of all the rumours surrounding orangeman’s health.
Could be Vance is giving America a head’s up of things to come.
What are you even saying, there is no reason, this is NORMAL. I too keep declaring regularly to my family that I am ready to step up and inherit my dad’s house
and live there instead of my shitty flatshould ThE uNsPeAkAbLe happen. This is to reassure my dear family of my loyalty to my dear old dad and my confidence in his health, obviously, may he live to 150. Normal People Things.🫠
I don’t do this, not least because I am in no shape to take care of a whole-ass house lol
We can only hope that trump does end up dying soon and this comment sparks some massive conspiracy and the right turns on and subsequently eats itself
Until we hear about sofa island.
Probably just answered the question the reporter asked?
Trump is dead, or going to be very soon, isn’t he?
What beer should I buy to celebrate?
I dont think so.
Maybe if he’s had a stroke or something, it might take them a few days to figure out the prognosis and decide what to do.
They would already have a plan in place for his death and would implement immediately if that happened.
Sadly he isn’t. I drank the beer i bought in disappointment and not celebration. He showed up for another golf game recently and didn’t seem any different. He is in terrible health no doubt and JD Vance would not say that he is ready to step up as president if nothing was the matter.
When Trump dies, no matter how, it will cause a fracture in the MAGA movement. The only reason why Trump is tolerated is not because of any intelligence or expertise, but he is absolutely able to command a hardcore fanatical base. Even Steve Bannon said that. They simply dont have a replacement for someone as charismatic as him.
Enjoy the very momentary joy of trumps death when it happens.
If it happens in this term, you’ll find out exactly what Vance is.
The Queen mean girl of the Nazi techright.
They will need 24 hour security to keep people from pissing on his grave. It won’t be enough though.
Personally, I’m going with Guinness.
I’d rather have Kilkenny. It is a true Irish beer that is owned by Irish people, and I support the Irish and their support of Palestinians.
While I also admire the Irish support of Palestinians not being mass-murdered, and despise the Guinness family, I’ll have a nice Belgian monk beer, or three. Trappiste Rochefort 10 is a good choice, but there are many others.
Well it seems that Trump is not dead… at least for now. There is no saying he won’t be dead soon, given his clearly failing health. Might as well drink to the fact that they at least hinted strongly that he is not long for this world. They can stop an assassin’s bullets, but not mother nature’s course.
Also Kudos on your fine taste in beer.
A stout. Strong and sweet.
I wonder what song will start trending when the news breaks out, maybe I should start making a Playlist
Ding dong.
Margaret Thatcher is dead
A gun, maybe?
Well I am in Canada, and nation with only 30+ firearms per 100 people. Maybe… maybe… maybe…
absolutely, will need to ‘protect’ yourself from right wing nutjobs
Six Schlitzes… or whatever’s free.
Are we better off with Trump as the useful idiot? I am not sure if Vance could do even more damage.
Trump is the cult of personality, though, Vance is a cold fish. Less people like him than liked Pence and it’s all a popularity game on that side now.
