You should get a publisher if:

You want to make one game then get fired

You want your work to be bastardized by the publisher in the future

You want countless hours of overtime/crunch and no compensation

You want to be another disposable cog in the machine

If that doesn’t sound like something you want, self-publish.

A self-published game with a focus on quality will outperform any AAA game.

I’m tired of the EU being basically pushed around. Maybe we should be doing some of the pushing.

I’m sure the ESA will gladly accept new rocket scientists.

What valuing quality over profit does to a mf

I always wanted one, but by the time I had the personal economy to buy one they weren’t available any more.

People were upset when PirateSoftware was spreading disinformation about SKG, well get ready for incoming weapons-grade corporate Disinformation.

Luckily it’s no longer in the hands of the public.

Vibe coding is 5% asking for code and 95% cleaning up the code, turns out replacing people with AI is exactly the same.

No, you heat up the backside and put it back on again.

The only thing capitalism is pro- is pro-money. Anything that stands in the way of making more money, including people, must go. We’ll never have a chance to know peace or freedom until we’ve gotten rid of the corporations.

You haven’t had to touch the screen on a Samsung phone since like the S6, every model after that opens from the back.

Let’s hope the UK citizens prove less cowardly than the US ones.

I’m tired, boss

Can you follow a step-by-step guide?

Can you use a screwdriver to remove 5-10 identical screws?

Can you use spudgers of varying sizes?

Can you use a hair dryer?

Then you can change the battery on your Samsung phone.

You say that like it’s impossible to change the battery on a Samsung phone. I can have it done in under 10 minutes.

I wish I had the money to change to AMD