Well, no, but is that really the bar? It is a pretty low bar no matter how you dress it up. Now leave me alone with my schaedeghenayegh.

Using an ad blocker makes me tech savvy? Oh, la, la. Hand me my monocle and glass of schardonayegh.

I am not United Statesian and it feels like they change the rules every time I blink, but I think a trial with a death sentence as a possible outcome does require a jury. And if I am wrong, some vulgar good samaritan of the Internet will swoop in to politely call me a pig fucker.

61km/h instead of 48km/h. You’re welcome.

Black Starbucks coffee is amazing, though. Somehow you people got that right.

Yeah, I was expecting it to be stupid but I still wasn’t prepared for it to be that stupid.

She’s ex X CEO.

UK has always had that 1984/Brazil (the movie, not the not-movie) vibe; it wasn’t all just pulled out of Orwell’s magic butt.

I’m pro LGBTQ

against trans-women

Right